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    Hello
    I started this topic for fun , and if there's an old one sorry
    If you have any jokes you can tell us here , i'll start :

    When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of questions....!!
    One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English teacher:"
    Why do.we ignore some letters in pronunciation. eg the letter....'H'.......in Hour, Honest, Honor..... e.t.c.........???"

    Ms. Doris: "We are not ignoring them; they are considered silent." ...!!
    (I was even more confused.........??)

    During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me her packed
    lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.

    I ate all the food and returned her an empty container....!!

    Ms. Doris:---- "What happened, I told you to go and HEAT my food & you are returning me an empty container??"

    Me: --- ".Madam I thought 'H' was silent"


    " From Facebook "
    "i'm Not A Facebook Status,You Don't Have To Like Me"Wiz Khali"
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  • #2
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Originally posted by Vishwajit
    I like to play samp and see 18+ dont mind

    i am 8 years old never mind

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    • #3
      HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAH AHAHAHHAHAHHA nice joke man i really laughed

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Pikachou View Post
        Hello
        I started this topic for fun , and if there's an old one sorry
        If you have any jokes you can tell us here , i'll start :

        When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of questions....!!
        One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English teacher:"
        Why do.we ignore some letters in pronunciation. eg the letter....'H'.......in Hour, Honest, Honor..... e.t.c.........???"

        Ms. Doris: "We are not ignoring them; they are considered silent." ...!!
        (I was even more confused.........??)

        During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me her packed
        lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.

        I ate all the food and returned her an empty container....!!

        Ms. Doris:---- "What happened, I told you to go and HEAT my food & you are returning me an empty container??"

        Me: --- ".Madam I thought 'H' was silent"


        " From Facebook "

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        • Dr.XenoN
          Dr.XenoN commented
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          XD nice one you catch it xd

      • #5
        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Good joke bro

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        • #6
          why..
          Deux Sept - 2 7

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          • Payrle
            Payrle commented
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            this is really funny stuff

        • #7
          is the actual joke silent too ?
          ez pz lemon squeezy

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          • Pikachou
            Pikachou commented
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            if you believe it will be

        • #8
          hahahahahaha
          mdr

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          • #9
            Heres mine!

            "Once upon a time in a school a boy wanted to goto Toilet it was english class he asked in his own lang "Señora May i goto Toilet" the teacher said "No, its english class ask in english only nor half espanol nor english also in every class use the subject's lang to speak" boy said ok and sit on his table again,
            On the next class it was Computer as his teacher said "in every class use subject's lang to speak" as it was computer he said "https://mayigototoilet.com? Sir?"
            The teacher picked up his stick and started firing on his own head xC"

            i think this wasnt enough so one more!

            Robo_N1X : ¡¿€%‰¡‹&/= ¡ !
            Izayoi : Whufffffff?
            Robo : ???
            Izayoi : Meow!
            Robo : ¥‰¡¿‹&£ !¿ ?
            Izayoi : Got it! (then he goes to create a translator script himself)

            "after 5 month of no IZAS its time to meet him"
            "ay man my script ay ayayayayayyyyyy"
            "ahhh holy!"
            "Yo izas"
            "meow?"

            It was the end xD
            My Youtube Channel
            Da Nang Boys Pod lider
            [S]hapeless (27) You should stay banned forever B)

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            • Pikachou
              Pikachou commented
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              First part was nice, But i didn't get the second one :/

            • Dr.XenoN
              Dr.XenoN commented
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              The second was about robo and izayoi's Management story how they both got lvl 9 xd lmao

          • #10
            Payrle
            Fuck labels.

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            • Payrle
              Payrle commented
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              This topic is for posting jokes, not legends.

            • Jafri
              Jafri commented
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              yeah thats why I tagged you bud ))

            • Dr.XenoN
              Dr.XenoN commented
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              Agree with jafri! XD

          • #11
            Jafri

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            • #12
              Muaaz xd
              My Youtube Channel
              Da Nang Boys Pod lider
              [S]hapeless (27) You should stay banned forever B)

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              • #13
                I am replying here to get this be seen on home of forums because of galaxys topics its not seen and players arent replying to a gold topic.

                also got a new joke

                today in main chat this happened:
                Me: shit, am lagging like hell.
                Somebody: restart your ruter etc
                Some seconds later
                PM from AimX: Mate i scanned your computer xD right now you are downloading porn stop the download to not get laggy xD(if i was this moment , ....... , kept f*** up).
                My Youtube Channel
                Da Nang Boys Pod lider
                [S]hapeless (27) You should stay banned forever B)

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                • #14
                  Another one :

                  Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
                  Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?
                  Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
                  Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
                  In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
                  Husband: Who did all this ?
                  Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
                  Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
                  Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!

                  Hope you like it
                  "i'm Not A Facebook Status,You Don't Have To Like Me"Wiz Khali"
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                  • Eliteus
                    Eliteus commented
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                    No...just why

                  • Churre
                    Churre commented
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                    I heard a similar joke but on spanish version

                • #15
                  Originally posted by Pikachou View Post
                  Hello
                  I started this topic for fun , and if there's an old one sorry
                  If you have any jokes you can tell us here , i'll start :

                  When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of questions....!!
                  One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English teacher:"
                  Why do.we ignore some letters in pronunciation. eg the letter....'H'.......in Hour, Honest, Honor..... e.t.c.........???"

                  Ms. Doris: "We are not ignoring them; they are considered silent." ...!!
                  (I was even more confused.........??)

                  During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me her packed
                  lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.

                  I ate all the food and returned her an empty container....!!

                  Ms. Doris:---- "What happened, I told you to go and HEAT my food & you are returning me an empty container??"

                  Me: --- ".Madam I thought 'H' was silent"


                  " From Facebook "
                  LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLL

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