Post your weirdest search

[MaxSafy]

What is the weirdest search you have ever done on a search engine ( Google,Yahoo,Bing ) ?
(Optional : And what u found?)

[Glator]

Pitbulls hair.

[Domination]

Monkeys smoking weed and flying with a fish in their mouth.

[Eliteus]

1) how does a small penis look like?

2) Fat BBW Midget Chinese Erotic Squirt porn

[Persil_420]

Why do some people feel the need to smell their farts ?

[Jafri]

Has the Princess slept with Mario or Luigi?

[MaxSafy]

"Facebook"

[MAYANK]

Condom brands and quality. XD

[Seven_of_Nine]

Search: london cheap east european sluts
Found: 9 Things You Notice As An Eastern European Living In The West

Google logic is weird sometimes. But anyways this 9 things seemed all valid to me.So

https://www.buzzfeed.com/vlada3/9-th...an-living-mtzp

9. People here don’t give a fuck
8. Western pop culture is more complex than we imagined
7. Yes, we do find small talk difficult and weird
6. The women…

Lol My favorite part:EE girls are intimidatingly hot, extremely religious and tired of dudes like you trying to get in their pants. As a result, when EE dudes go to WE and go on the pull… it’s like playing Diablo III on easy mode after a lifetime of learning to play on hard mode.

5. Religion is a habit
4. There are a select number of questions that make EEs froth at the mouth

Lol My personal favorite is: “Isn’t Romania that country with Dracula?” but that might be just because I’m Romanian. Another one would be”Do you speak Russian?” No, I don’t, and hopefully I never will need to. If you’d ask a Frenchman if he spoke German (because, you know, they’re like so close to each other), what reaction would you expect?

3. We are a little racist…
2. …however we are far less racist than anyone in the West
1.People here trust their government… and because they do, we think of them as naive.

In conclusion thank you google for widening my horizons

[Next]

1) How to become a good hacker
2) Jason, is that you?
3) google hack porn pictures
4) Weirdest searchs

The funniest Search suggestions ever by google:

[Rackham]

Dog Swear.

[MaxSafy]

How to born a baby

[SkullzCandy]

"How to sneak kill my examiner in the exam hall"

[MaxeW]

how to make a girl fall in love with you

[mind]

2 girls 1 cup